Thursday, April 05, 2007

I'm Old Enough To Remember, Not Old Enough To Have Forgotten

Former President Jimmy Carter expressed his support for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trip to Syria

"I was glad that she went," Carter said Wednesday. "When there is a crisis, the best way to help resolve the crisis is to deal with the people who are instrumental in the problem."

How the hell would he know?

For his next sermon, Jimmy will discuss how to manage an economy, control inflation, assure a strong oil supply,earn the respect of dictators, keeping our kids off pot, how to lead the Democrats into the future, the vital differences between "yawl" and "y'all" and why his party is symbolized by an ass.


hammerswing75 said...

Given his record on just about everything he should close his mouth and work very hard on being forgotten, the only legacy he could have that isn't painfully bad.

Gino said...

he could redeem himself by becoming a non politicized do-gooder. but he is a politician at heart, and like all showmen, need the affirmation of the crowd to function.
he has failed in all things, but has found great sucess as a media whore.