Thursday, November 23, 2006

Have Plane Ticket, Will Travel

Well, the time has come.
Going through my packing list.
Checking it twice.
Long Johns.
Knit Cap.
Debit Card.

I'm off to one of the final unspoiled remnants of forest land in Henry County,Georgia.
If things go well, by this time tommorrow I'll be up to my elbows in sticky buck's blood. (not tryin to be all Freddy Kruger and stuff, but... I kinda enjoy that part. dont know why.) Or it may take a little longer. I got all week.

As darkness falls upon the blogging world, take heart.... I'll be back in 9 days.

Have fun without me.
And May God Bless You All.

It aint about the food...


love to you all,

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Anybody Seen Gloria Alred?

Where is Gloria Alred?
I'm offended.
I want money.

We Dont Need Any Stinkin Mullahs

As I've mentioned before, a few days ago, the google hits on this humble, low-rent blog have gone through the roof(and getting more numerous by the day), proving that the mullahs may outlaw sex, and all the fun that goes with it, but Persian libidos will remain forever active. You cant fight human nature, especially when these are the same behavioral urges used to propagate the earth, as per Allah's wishes, and besides... Persian babes are awefully hard to ignore.

Strange way of thinking, these mullahs have...
Forbidding the horny man folk from gazing upon a woman's beauty, while forbidding the most compellingly beautiful of Allah's creation from displaying itself. Seems consistant, to a point,right?
But what is the punishment for behaving poorly? Why, a public spanking, of course.
Yeah, that's right.
As in: Stripped nearly naked. Bound to a post. On a busy thoroughfare. Before an of audience of strangers.
And whipped.
All the while, these strangers,who are gathered up by the authorities, gaze upon the naked form they are forbidden to see, and the woman is forbidden to display.

Makes no sense to me. Are these mullahs so ignorant of what is happening 'out there' they cant see the erotic thrill such a spectacle brings to the S&M crowd?
Why dont they just hold ther own version of the Folsom Street Fair while they're at it? Add a little leather, maybe some body paint...

I know this is serious business, what? with the future of the Caliphate at stake, purification of the land, the will of Almighty God according to the Great Prophet (yeah, you know... the chasity-minded prophet with the nine wives? that one.)
I really feel for lovely Miss Ebrahimi. No woman should have to face such barbaric humiliation for such a victimless offense.
Zahra:If you are reading this; our southern border has more holes in it than a mullah's brain. I suggest you flee to the Land of the Free. You'll be a big star here. And the food is better,anyway.

Oh, and we are also free to celebrate Weaker Sex Wednesday, where it is not only legal for women to look this good, some of us even strongly encourage it.

And nobody gets an asswhipping.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Zahra Amir Ebr a himi Sax Video Downlaod

Link For Zah ra Amir Ebr'ahimi S*x Video Right Here

HaHaHa.Have fun all you porn lurkers from abroad out there...

Bastard Nation

37% Of US Births Out Of Wedlock

Not sure what this means for the long term, but I see it as a symptom of what is wrong with the political process. I'm not talking about the breakdown of the family structure, specifically. What I'm talking about is the spread of libertine values. Everybody wants to do 'it' their way. They want what they want, but dont see the need to make the commitment for the betterment of all involved.

Traditionalism has it downfalls for some individuals, but overall the collective is better for it. I'm not arguing for collectivism. Far from it, I favor a strong sense of individualism. But Individualism, and it's attitudes, need to be tempered with a level of responsibilty, or it will fail as a social structure.
This will lead to outside forces, like government, eventually seeing the need to impose responsibilty for it's own sake, and the freedom to be individuals, or what is left of it, will be further lost.

Monday, November 20, 2006

Miserable Youth

Young people in developed countries unhappy, survey says.

Their problem, to me, is not a lack of happiness but instead an excess of boredom. Kids today, in the developed world, have no clue what it means to work for something. Life is easy. Options abound. But with all these excessive toys and thrills, comes a lack of purpose. When all you do is play on the internet,talk on your cell phone, and stand in line for the latest version of Playstation, it is easy to lose any sense of satisfaction that comes through completing a struggle. After a while, the digital thrills get boring. And the spoiled spawn sit around and do nothing. Growing so lazy they lack the will, or even the knowledge, to do something different. Give many suburban kids today a lawn-mower, and they wont know how to use it, or even figure it out. And I'm not talking about the old pull-start variety,either.
In short, I guess you can say they have lapsed into a state of inertia. I see it all around me. Now that everything is done for them, including the 'fun' which is delevered to them via the digital age, they lack the knowledge to create their own thrills.

I think back to not that long ago... to my dad's youth. Not unlike many old world lifestyles, happiness was found daily in the simple pleasures. Anytime you finished the plowing, you had a sense of accomplishment because now that it was done, you could do something else. There was a lot to do, and get done, daily. Life was a series of accomplished chores, and in themselves, sucesses.

Reasons for unhappiness across the developed world included a lack of optimism, concern over jobs and pressure to succeed.

This may be.
But I want to suggest the concern over jobs has more to with lack of creativity, or willingness to do some jobs that dont pay six figures.
We need to redefine success.
And that can only be done through struggles.
Kids today will lack one because they wont have to do the other.

These are my thoughts.
What are yours?

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The sad part, is that there are a ton of people out there who will fall for this shit, and do, every day.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Meet My New Blog Friend

Ever since I mentioned the travails of Za*ra Amir Ebr*himi just a few days ago, my hit counter has gone through the proverbial roof. Seems Iranian web-users cant stop Google searching this poor lass, desparately looking for any possible link to her video.

Though I am grateful for the new, and growing by the day, batch of lurkers, I cant help feeling a little sad that all these new readers will not be here for much longer to gather wisdom from my insights and observations.

To my new,and eager, Persian fan base, I want to offer one snippet of advice before they dump me from their on-line travel route: Regime Change. Do it. Your goverment sucks. You know it. Stop pulling your puds at the thought of Zahra Amir E*rahimi, and grab a fucking rifle and do something about it.

Friday, November 17, 2006

King David Tells About A Book Report

Another irreverant take from the lunatic world.


Thursday, November 16, 2006

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

They Are Not Like Us

It appears a very popular Iranian actress,Zah*a Amir Ebr*himi, made a private sex tape with her boyfriend, and now it's out on the web. (Big Yawn...)I dont for one minute believe enjoyment of non-marital sex only take place in the west, regardless of what laws are passed by a bunch of medieval mullahs to bannish it.

What I do find surprising, but not by much, is how in this country the release of such a tape is a career boost for some celebrities who had nothing else to offer to begin with. Most notably, the notable skank Paris Hilton.
In contrast, Miss Ebr*himi (who denies it is her in the video), has had her career destroyed. She likely will never find work again in her country, or anywhere else in the muslim world, and the scandal will haunt her to the grave. Add to that, she also faces a lashing and jail time from The Law.
Besides the personal tragedy that has befallen this young woman, we need to take note of what this truly demonstrates, and learn something from it: they are not like us.

In a political time when it is official government policy to promote freedom and democracy in the middle east, we need to take note: our values are not their values.
We cannot make them to be like us.
And it is a fool's belief to think we can.

Be grateful for western culture, and Weaker Sex Wednseday, where we can still fully appreciate the wholesome beauty and charm of a dark haired lady without offending a scowl-faced horde of much-too-powerful mullahs.

Monday, November 13, 2006

A Big Kid's Christmas

I've explained my use of hunting tackle, and my reasonings behind my choices already.
I've also hinted at, faintly, the hardships brought on by a few limitations.

Most visibly to the untrained eye: the sheer length of the barrel on my Interarms 30-06. Actually a blessing on the long-range open-field shots, the long barrel and extra weight, and steadiness, it provides becomes a hinderence when shooting from a heavily foliaged tree, when quick reaction and abilty to maneuver are paramount. To this, add that deer never appear directly before you at the 10 o'clock postion, but are most likely to sneak up from the most inoportune direction, regardless of how well you planned and placed your tree stand. (Murphy was a deer hunter. Of this I am sure). Unless, of course, you are a left-handed shooter, in which case it is almost guaranteed said deer will show up at the 10 o'clock position.

The other big issue with my choice was the optics. Being a very low-grade, low-quality scope, which works fine in optimum situations and nice weather, the tendency to fog up in wet weather was also a major curse. I've had to pass up some good locations on account of the positioning of the sun at certain times of the day. The sunlight absorbed through the lens would reflect off the moisture built up within the scope creating a situation not unlike peering into a flashlight. Just. Bad. Proving the adage: you get what you pay for, especially when it comes to optics.

Couple years ago, cruising through a local gun store, I spotted a small, compact bolt-action propped up behind the counter. Curiuosity got the better of me, and after a close inspection, a nominal sales pitch, and a flip of the checkbook, I was the proud owner of a brand new Ruger M77 Compact, calibered for a very adequate .243 Winchester round. BINGO!

And since I was spending money like a GOP congressman, I also earmarked a new fine qualityscope to go with it. And this one is guaranteed to never fog up.

Arriving at home, and informing The Blonde that I just blew through an impulse grand in a few short minutes (remember: I'm a notoriously cheap bastard when it comes to 'toys'), she just replies "Honey,if you're happy, I'm happy for you."


Christmas in July!


Further proof, as if the shenanigans of Election 2000 weren't enough proof already, that at least some of Floriduh's voters are too stupid to pick the leaders of our great nation.


The State Department will neither confirm, nor deny, that secret negotiations are under way to return Florida to Spain.

Keepin It Real

Most hunters take great pride in their equipment, most especially their firearm. So much so, that rarely is a photo taken of hunter and harvested that does not include prominent display of the weapon used.I confess: I am as guilty of this as the next guy.

Some hunters will plow any where from several hundred, to thousands of dollars, into their tackle, from just the right overpriced sexiest rifle to impress their buddies, all fitted-up with the equally priced optics. Its just crazy, sometimes.

When I first started this game, oh, so long ago now, the budget was not what it could have been, and, basically, I'm a cheap-skate to start with, so I pulled an old military surplus Mauser out of the closet and made a go of it.
It worked well, mostly, until my second season, when I found myself facing a difficult shot that I really wished I had a scope for, and took a pass on that animal.

Preparing for my third season, and convinced that I was going to stick with this activity, I went absolutely not-all-out, and spent a whopping $199 for a slightly used Interarms 30-06, and fitted it with a very low-end Weaver scope(retail,a laughingly cheap $40, but I got it from a friend for $10).

This has served me quite well, with few limitations,for over ten seasons, and killed a couple dozen deer, and a variety of nuisance critters, along the way. And even at some really cool distances.

Basically, what I'm saying, is that a really nice, expensive,sexy, bragging rig is just that.

Rifles, by design, shoot straight and true. In terms of performance, they are all equal for hunting purposes when the goal is to place a bullet into a kill zone the size of a paper plate.

Get real... we're not splitting hairs, or dimes, at 100 yrds.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

It's That Time Again

Those who've known me a while know about my yearly fall ritual.
Living, and growing up, in southern California doesnt offer much opportunity for outdoor pursuits, unless one wants to surf, or hike forset trails devoid of much wildlife. Camping in the desert ugliness is appealing to some, but not to me.

Fishing is popular, but all the lakes have cement bottoms, charge steeply for access, are stocked regularly like aquariums, and for me, just not much fun.

About 15 years ago, I gained, through Dad's marriage, access to much acreage of prime Georgia deer habitat. What's even better is that I was granted exclusive access to these beautiful acres, and all deer within.
I promptly took up hunting, and suffered the often humiliating learning curve that goes with it.

Earlier this past year, a developer made an offer on the land Dad couldn't refuse, and along with the contract came a hunting/firearms restriction til the close of escrow. My fun times were dashed away with the stroke of a pen. I knew this day would come, but I wasnt ready to give it up just yet. Needless to say, the begining of fall didnt bring the same level of excitement and anticipation this year as in years past. Nope. Instead it brought on a small dose of depression. Just when I was starting to get good at this thing, and able to carry myself through the woods with the air and confidence of a seasoned predator, I was being relegated back to foam-tray-meat-eater status. The empty game freezer was to be my destiny this year.

Last night, the phone rang. It was Dad. The developer pulled out just weeks from closing, citing the current housing market.
So what does this mean? I asked.
"It means grabba your gun and get your ass out here",Dad says.
Dad says the deer are thick this year. Thicker than he's seen it in 5-6 years. And the developer was so kind as to clear a few extra trails through the thickest woods while performing his geological studies.

Happy Days are here again.
Til next season, anyway.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The G-Man Returns?

It looks like they've got my number,eh?
This time, the treasury dude stayed a while.
A long while.
Just what is he looking for?

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Hey Treasury Man, the least you could do is leave a comment or two. Or forward this site to Homeland Security.
While you're at it, maybe you can help address this assault on american freedom.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Weaker Sex Wednesday

To all of you out there, either happy or otherwise, about the mostly non events of yesterday...
I'll not fully understand, though I was guilty of such foolish thoughts(and actions) myself in the past, why anyone one of us would want to identify so closely with a political party. The party, any party, exists to serve the interests of itself. Not the voter, not the country, not anything else.They will do anything, say anything, and lie about anything, and then blame it on the evil other party when useful idiots complain.
And that is what you are. A useful idiot. They get the power. They get the connections. They are the ones who get rich.
Not you.
Not me.
It's pay to play.
And your vote isnt worth as much as the gravy the special interests are able to heap upon their benefactors.
Dont believe me? How many of these office holders die broke and penniless, waiting for the 3rd or 4th of each month like the rest of us working stiffs?
It's a special club.
And you are not in it.

Pull yourself away from the talking heads. Think about the stuff that really matters in your life. Find a football team to identify with instead. You'll be much happier in the end.

I'm happy just knowing it's Wednesday, and time for our weekly distraction.

Oh yeah, she's a Bears fan. I just know it.

And The Winner Is....

George Bush.

No longer required to use phony phrases like 'compassionate', 'border security','stay the course','rule of law' and 'responsibilty' to defend himself from defections of the right, he can now proceed as the true nonconservative he really is. I imagine granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants will be his first order of business, now that the House GOP majority has dwindled away. Oh,and forget all about that border fence bill he really didnt mean to sign. Gone. It was never funded anyway.

Is the most qualified Harriet Miers next on the list of judicial appointments?

Congratulations, George!
Mission Accomplished.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Monday, November 06, 2006


Big Brother is watching...

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hmm... zero return visits. I'm not doing this right.
(note to self: crank up the subversive topics, little more 'tude, make it so they have to return, and pump up my blog cred)

I'll know I've 'made it' as a blogger when The Dept of Homeland Security knocks on my door.

Tomorrow Is Election Day

And I know exactly what i'm going to do about it: I am going to vote.

It's been said far too often, for far too many years, "if you dont vote, dont bitch."

This is a wrong attitude. Those who have fought, and many times died, to guarantee our freedom to vote also guaranteed our freedom to not vote. Its not the voting rights, stupid. It's the liberties.

I can tell you who, or what i'm going to vote for, but it doesnt really matter. I'm going to vote for people who suck. And so will you. Get used to this.
This election doesnt matter any more than the last one in terms of securing liberty. Your liberties are mostly gone bye-bye, and those you have left, will soon be, also.

So why am i voting? I dont know. I cant give you an honest answer, and I cant think of one election in my lifetime that really brought about any positive revolutionary change, with the exception being 1980, and the Reagan (may God forever bless his soul) Revolution. And being that i was only 16 yrs old at the time, I couldnt take part in it.

It doesnt matter who you vote for, people. The system is rigged. The union guy wont make you rich. The Jesus guy wont save your children from eternal damnation.
No matter what happens, or who wins, George Bush and John Kerry will still die rich, and you will still continue to struggle with your mortgage, and drive the car you can afford instead of the one you want.
You will still bitch about the price of gas.
You will still have sub-standard health care.
You will still be beholden to others for your livlihood.
The wars against smokers,gays, christians, fat people, public decency and cell phones will rage on.
The Bears will still go to the superbowl.
Brittany will still be fat.
Most Hollywood releases will still suck in direct proportion to their hype.
And McDonalds will still feature them on Happy meals.
Elvis will stay dead.
Canada will still have better beer.
And judges will continue to nullify anything you think you might have gained.

And the blogs will go on...

God Bless America.
And may He bless you,too.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

this word has been thrown around a lot lately...

hyp‧o‧crite  /ˈhɪpəkrɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[hip-uh-krit]

1. a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.
2. a person who feigns some desirable or publicly approved attitude, esp. one whose private life, opinions, or statements belie his or her public statements. Unabridged (v 1.0.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

If somebody really does have an honest belief in a moral principle, even if he is known to have failed, this doesnt disapprove his possession of this principle. What it proves is that men sometimes fail.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Your Name Here!

Not up there.

Ever wondered just how popular your name is? or was?

With the exception of never being able to buy a license plate for my stingray bicycle like all the other kids had, I always kinda liked my name. It was unique, rare, but not too exotic,flamboyant or sissyish. As a result, my name became what i made of it, granting the much-coveted-by-celebrities privilage of being a one-name phenom (think Elvis, without the adoring fan base).

Yeah, I took advantage of it when i could. Like back in 5th grade, after several weeks of turning in all my papers with the one single name that really mattered, Sister Agnes , addressing me publically during class (nuns liked to do this, i dont know why), insisted to know why i didnt write my full name on my test papers. My response was something along the line of 'It's not required. You just demonstrated that you knew who i was with out it'.

I promptly was given the 'write this 100 times by the end of the day' penalty (nuns liked that one, too), only it was my full name i had to write, and just so she knew whose paper it was when i turned it in, i signed at the top with the one name that really mattered.

Parents were called in. Afterwards, Mom told me the nun was being stupid and wouldnt budge. So, I spent the next few weeks doing it the nun's way, and then reverted to one-name status again, this time without a hitch.

So,anyway, just how unpopular/unique was my name for real? And how well has it's lack of popularity held through the years since? Well, I just found out!
And now you can,too!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Weaker Sex Wednesday!

Been working too many long hours this week, so havent had time to think, or write. Mailbox, and answering machine, are stuffed with messages telling me who, or who not, to vote for on tuesday.

But this is wednesday, isnt it?
Today, I'm voting Libertarian.

who's the idiot,now?