Sunday, May 20, 2007

Tag: I'm It

King David has tagged me with some sort of predictions thing.
Thirteen predictions for when I'm an old man. Then tag three.
Dont know when that'll be, but sense it coming on by the day. With any luck, I may keep my wits enough to realize it.

1.Somebody named Bush will be on the GOP national ticket.(I know. This is an easy one)

2.Poland will be invaded by either Germany or Russia or both. The next day, France will surrender, just in case.
(Yeah, another easy one. So beat me with a stick)

3. Kal will die of home based vaporized mercury poisoning after spending 20 years in dimlightedness.

4.Massive third world starvation ensues when all the earth's corn crop is converted to costlier, less-efficient-than-real-gasoline ethanol (to save the planet, of course)...

5.Leading to an increase in greenhouse gasses due to all the rotting bodies.

6.Plastic bags will become the hip, environmentally-sensitive fad again (to save the trees,of course).

7.Islam will still suck.(well,duh!)

8.Los Angeles wont have an NFL franchise, but there is still talk of stealing relocating the Buccaneers, or some other team whose name has no cultural tie-in to the city...

9.But it wont be noticed since everybody will be watching Major League Soccer at the newly built sports venue Estadio de la Reconquesta.

10.Israel will be near self-destruction due to increased birth rates among its current 20% Arab minority...

11.Prompting millions of fundamentalist Christians to renounce Christ to become Jews and move to Israel, saving the Zionist state at any cost.

12.Federal toilet regulation is taken one step further with the mandated installation of "Residue Sensors" to monitor the level of trans fat intake in Americans' diet. All a part of the now fully implemented HilaryCare health care system.

13.Former President Jimmy Carter will still be an ass.

There's mine;
I'm tagging RW,Kal and Andy.

13 comments:

Kal said...

Excellent...

As I am such a spring chicken, mine will be set a bit more into the future than yours.

(Now where's that frickin' candle so I can see what I'm typing..)

RW said...

Done.

kr said...

I especially loved #11 ;).

Gino said...

kal: y'aint that much younger.

RW: tagged you for your wit. and you didnt let me down. :)

kr: i think that one may actually come to pass.
and congratulations on the belssed event!

Jade said...

Estadio de la Reconquista. Nice. :)

Kal said...

Done

kr said...

gino--thanks :).

The Law Fairy said...

When you say that Jimmy Carter will still be an ass... do you actually mean he'll be a disembodied head a la Futurama? 'Cuz that guy can't have THAT many years left in him...

Palm boy said...

Wow. Number 13 was hard to predict. :D

Gino said...

LawFairy: la Futurama? i had to google that one, and still not up to awarness enough to figure it out. sci-fi cartoon is what i coming up with.
that said, i known jimmah for almost all my cognizant years. i cant imagine him ever not being around to promote his own saintliness and moral superiority over the rest of us.

if any Failure needed to go quietly, it was him. and he refuses to do so.

The Law Fairy said...

Futurama is only the best animated TV show to ever air on television. Yes, ever.

In Futurama it's the year 3000 or so and Richard Nixon's head is the president of earth. Yup, his head.

Gino said...

LOL,ok, now i get it.

have to ask daughter about that show. she's an anime buff. goes to the expos,dresses up and all that...

Kal said...

Never heard of Futurama? How old did you say you were?