Sunday, July 29, 2007

Wives May Soon Be Obsolete

First it was the Robotic Beer Launching Refrigerator

Now, technology brings us the hand signal remote control thingy.


Now days, a guy has to snap his fingers or wave his hand, and then wait patiently for the woman to bring him a beer, or hand him the remote.

This stuff will eliminate the,ah... middle-man, so to speak.



The future just keeps looking brighter.

14 comments:

Vanesa Littlecrow W. said...

Yes, but if you don't have wives, all women will realize that lesbianism and adult stimulators are adequate substitutes for men. All children will be cloned, and all males and non-perfect babies will be aborted before they grow up into oppressive overlords. Then the world will be ruled by feminazis, humorless butch dykes and Hilary Clinton-clones. Is that the kind of world you want for your children.

Is your beer and remote control really worth that? ;)

RW said...

I just read a thing saying that there is a process by which women do not need men to get them pregnant so the pressure to recreate the species is off and a lot of women are happy about this.

I look at your news here and, when I think about the thing where women don't actually need a guy anymore, I do believe I am in heaven.

They can go their way and we can go ours. What could be better?

The Law Fairy said...

rw, the difference would be we'll have more than one generation. Hmmmm, a feminazi utopia... after reading posts like this, I think the idea could grow on me.

Gino said...

i figure,oh... maybe after another decade of inventions,the only ones left who will even want to get married will be gay men.

RW said...

I'm all for two separate countries.

Gino said...

RW:one for gay men?

RW said...

I don't care, the women can go over there and we'll stay here. Or we'll go over there and they can stay here. I don't care where the gay guys go, either one I suppose. None of my business.

Jade said...

:) This discussion makes me think of that movie "The Wickerman".

I love the irony of it all... spend the time and energy inventing a fridge that will launch beers, but don't bother with the minimal amount of time it takes to get your ass off the couch and get one yourself? Particularly when we have things like DVR's so you can pause live TV to get your beer and not miss any of the game you are watching.

So with this TV, what happens when you are watching a sporting event, you get into it, and you start waving your hands around because your team just scored a goal/hit a home run/tackled the bad guys/whatever other sporty thing they do... then your channel flips and at a crucial moment in the game you are suddenly staring at an ep of "What Not to Wear"? You are drunk on beer, crying over the missed moment because every guy you know in your Guy Society did the exact same thing and nobody can tell you what happened next in the game... and there are no women around to pat you on the back and tell you it's going to be alright?

And all because you wouldn't get your ass of the couch and get the remote yourself. tsk tsk... such a sad state of being.

Gino said...

jade, you really know how to deflate a balloon.

RW said...

But I'm a huge Stacy London fan.

Mercy Now said...

This is really cool and I'll be the 1st in line when it comes out:o) Yeah, sometime it's just too hard to lean forward and reach for the remote.

Vanesa Littlecrow W. said...

The Law Fairy:
Hey Wonder Woman had the right idea! I could definitely live in an all chick world full of lassos of truth and wrestling. I firmly believe that male stupidity will ultimately bring forth the feminazi utopia. That is why I warn Gino. :D

Gino said...

Thats Ok Vas,
we got RW working on the separate nation thing. everythings gonna work out.

imagine: a world where shoes stores are hard to find, but there's a new car lot on every block.

kr said...

Jade--yes, this product made me think of the Dilbert where he gets a voice-activated computer and Wally, jealous, yells "DELETE a FILE!" ;).