Tuesday, September 25, 2007

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cheeseheads too.

No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cheesehead."

"Then", asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"Why, I'm a proud Bears Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.

"Well, my mom and dad are Bears Fans, so I'm a Bears Fan too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Cheesehead"


Palm boy said...


December 31, 2006
Green Bay Packers: 26
Chicago Bears: 7

Gino said...

nothing counts after homefeild advantage is secure.

RW said...

Be nice Gino, the past is all there is to do in Wisconsin.

kingdavid said...

That score must indicate that the Packer cheerleaders are better looking.


Andy said...

So, a "cheesehead" is someone who watches FOX?

*~*Cece*~* said...

Oh Gino, that little girl is my friend Beth!


Gino said...

RW: hee,hee...

KD: but bears fans have better looking wives

andy: it's FAHKS. ;)

cece: you got good taste in friends.

Uncle Ben said...

All I can say is that I'm glad my dad is a Vikings fan and my mother is a gridiron agnostic.

Gino said...

ben: i assumed you for a vikings fan, being from MN and all. thats what i get for assuming,huh?

Uncle Ben said...

Yup. I changed allegiance back during the '92 season so I suppose this year is the 15th anniversary of me being a Packers fan. Hmmm, wouldn't a Super Bowl title be nice?