Friday, November 16, 2007

Dead Men Tell No Tales

Maybe not, but they can still enjoy a last ride at Disneyland.

Disneyland workers were recently forced to close the "Pirates of the Caribbean" attraction after a ride security camera caught a woman apparently dumping human remains, in what may be a growing trend.

Seriously, having spent the last 10 years living in the shadow of the Magic Kingdom, I've become aware of a near-religious Disney cult.
Bizarre, these people are.
They really are.


The Law Fairy said...

Oh, those news writers are getting so sensationalist these days. I saw "human remains" and I was thinking dismembered body parts. Maybe I just watch too much horror.

Anyway, after reading something like this, I bet my crippling fear of the animatronic robots in Disney's water rides doesn't seem nearly so bizarre, now, does it?

Gino said...

well, you know how these scab writers are.
maybe the strike will end soon.

Palm boy said...

She just wanted her papi to go and visit Davy Jone's Locker.

Jade said...

Law Fairy - I thought the *exact* same thing. "Sprinkled ashes" is such a different picture than "scattered human remains". Yikes.