Thursday, December 07, 2006

I Am NOT Metrosexual

I am 6% Metrosexual.
Metro-What? Git Off My Lawn!
I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.
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11 comments:

Kal said...

15%, but I like the wall treatments in our basement. You got something to say about that, punk?

12/07/2006 11:11 AM
Andy said...

I scored a 53%, but since I am actually gay, I think this means I am relatively butch and unsophisticated.

12/07/2006 12:34 PM
Brian said...

29%

Does paint = wall treatment?

12/07/2006 1:09 PM
Mercy Now said...

How in the world I scored 11% I do not know. Just cuz I know about certain things should not put me in the 11% of this cat.

Did not know what "exfoliate" means til I googled it. Yeah, definitely not me and I'd make fun of my male friends if I find out they do this unless I know they are gay.

12/07/2006 4:43 PM
Gino said...

kal: its a slippery slope. wall treatments may lead to exfoliating...

andy: as cultured as you are, i'm shocked. are there no sophistication points allowed for an opera career?

brian: how else could you treat a wall? (wondering how RW scores. he's a wine drinking, interior decorating kinda guy?)

mercy: coming from italian stock, thoughts of exfoliation are not an option for me. more like a nightmare, instead.

12/07/2006 7:50 PM
Anonymous said...

28% for me gino.

12/07/2006 10:09 PM
Gino said...

keep dreaming!

12/08/2006 7:03 AM
Anonymous said...

aww, come on gino me and your daughter would make many bellissimo bambini.

12/08/2006 8:35 AM
W.B. Picklesworth said...

I racked up 14%, but I did know what exfoliating was.

12/09/2006 1:37 PM
VLW said...

I'm 37% metro and I'm a girl. That probably has something to do with why my husband called me a dyke yesterday. *SOB*

12/14/2006 11:36 AM
Gino said...

always good to see ya, vas!

12/15/2006 6:43 AM

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